Cook the basmati rice according to package instructions, adding salt to taste.When ready, remove the lid, fluff with a fork, and reserve.
Combine the curry powder, turmeric, ground pepper, coriander, fenugreek seeds, cloves, cinnamon, and cayenne in a small bowl and set aside.
In a large pot, heat the coconut oil over medium heat. Before it gets too hot, add the mustard and cumin seeds, then toast until they pop. Then, add the small bowl of spices and stir to mix. Continue to stir for 30 seconds to allow the spices to toast.
Add the diced onion, garlic, ginger root, the white part of the green onions, and the jalapeno pepper to the pot. Stir until well combined, then stir and sauté over medium heat for 1-2 minutes.
Reduce the heat to low. Add the rinsed chickpeas, chopped carrots and celery and continue to cook and stir for 5 minutes.
Add the coconut milk, a splash of water if necessary, then cover and simmer for about 8 minutes. Taste and add salt if necessary.
Finally, stir in the mango and pineapple chunks. Turn off the heat, cover the pot, and let everything steep for 5 minutes.